OMG! My private part was exposed!!!

Yea! this is a serious matter…

For my beloved readers, i guess you had read my “Raping Chicken Rice” right?

As expected, i received some comments from my friends… thax for the comment!! :)

 

but something had happen when my sister told me on last thursday…the conversation was like this…

me: as myself, yming: as my sister

myself: walao!really tired le…

yming: erm…then u should take a nap…

myself:yea…i guess so…how was everyone recently?everything ok?

yming: haha! u just remind me of something…

myself:what izit?

yming:i read ur blog that day…

oic!aiya! not a big deal la…

yming:how come u rape a chicken rice!!!!!!

myself:lol!!sorry i was too desperate la…dun worry…i done my precaution b4 “doing” it…

yming:==” even the whole family read it…

myself: WHAT THE FOOT?!!!!!

yming:lol… *evil grin

Great! Now i screw up AGAIN!

anyway, my family found out it was quite funnay!

So, i guess itz ok for me to keep raping eat chicken rice…waakakakaak!

Chicken! U better watch out for me!! =D

心情...

真的觉得…我有点孤单...

我也不懂怎样说...

脑袋笨笨就够了...个性又懒惰...

刚刚上课又再发呆了...

我应该很失败吧？

嗨~

Desperate

I getting more and more desperate recently…

 

I can’t tahan anymore…

 

Your SEXY smell…

 

Your NICE looking…

 

I wish i could meet her again…

 

I wish we could together…

 

Today

 

I tell myself…

 

I must get her no matter what!!!!!

 

And  I did!!!! I did it!!!!!

 

I lay her properly on my desk carefully…

 

And here she is…

My brunch which cost me RM3.80…

 

Then…i untie her carefully…

(oh-my the smell is really…making me go crazy)

Her “skirt” suddenly blow up…Pheww witt!~~~(can you see whatz color she wearing today?)

i slowly UNDRESS her…

Oh my!… my lovely fried chicken… lol…

look at her… so sexy… n look tasty too!

I even MAKAN her!!!sorry my dear…

 

conclusion:

I accidently had a one night stand… and i makan her… T.T

I felt sorry… cause currently she’s in my stomach ad…

 

LOL…

sorry for my poor english…

but the chicken really taste good!

The sign of getting old

Actually it’s not the 1st time that i was being old around my friends. Since… erm… er… i forgot ad lah… Everyone starts to call me UNCLE YAP when i was in secondary school.

This nickname still stick with me throughout form 6. I guess you must be wondering… How about now? At MMU, does this nickname still stick with me?

Sorry to disappoint you…

But i’ve been promoted to be BABA!!! Basically,i still an old man among the youngster…

Hey! i’m not bluffing! see this!

and this…

Erm…

maybe i really being an old man aka Ah Pek ad…

Shit! Then will I become like him?

 

Of course! I will look smarter than him…

So,just call me BABA…haha!

 

ps: there will be a midterm test tonight…T.T

Breakfast

Yesterday night i was not feeling well. My head like heavier and my body feels like getting hotter… i try to ignore it… but in the end i really can’t tahan ad… pop 2 Panadol n sleep like pig…

Hopefully i will be fine for today…

Oppsss… instant noodle for my breakfast… Anyone, want eat breakfast with me? XD

Ps: start to miss home… :(

Pending Task

I’m having my 2nd semester in MMU which is a short semester…It only consist of 8 weeks included exam week compared to the long semester 14 weeks…

OMG… I thought i would had a chance to breath…

But i was wrong….Totally wrong…

Now i still got a dozen of pending task waiting for me to settle…FML

Anyway, life still going on right?

@.@

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Hey! Do you had a special moment before this?

i had mine…

Errr… this is my buddy… mx…

Meet the MVP for “chor dai dee”

Not to forget…the girls…

Birthday celebration….

Girls line up plz…

ehh… Is this call freestyle? I’m not sure…

Weee….~~~~

 

My dear friends, doing fine recently?

take care :)

Lazy bug…

Good morning…

How is your weekend so far? everything going fine?

OMG…

I still lengang around… Reluctant to study… Shitty!

Opppsss…

the time just pass 12pm ad…

i really should study now…

STUDY~! GOGOGO~!

 

ps: happy birthday to siew ling!^^

Time to make a choice…

Which one would u prefer?

The sexy one?

Haha!!( showing off my manliness XD)

or

younger n tidy look

Make ur decision fast….

faster la…

ok?

confirm with your decision?

nid to change?

ok…

Neither u choose…

U will still end up choosing

This fella…

Oh yea! Is me…

Gotcha…

If this is didn’t work on you…Then now you may stand up n say loudly…

LAME lah!

:)

forgive my nonsense… im just too bored… :(

Elcerdo

You have been warned that the following content is highly non-halal… I will not be responsible for the consequences if you still insist to read…

Plz bear in mind…

This is NON HALAL!!!!

ok, i just being nonsense again… Let’s get this straight… still remember that i had dinner with my uncle? Yeah… my uncle like to discover nice food… in Chinese you may consider him as 食家…

Actually I’m not sure how to pronounce the name of restaurant properly… According to my uncle, this is a Spanish restaurant n itz famous dish is pork…PORK!!!PORK!!!!

OMG! I love PORRKKKKKK!!!!

Skip all those boring part shall we?

 

here’s the food n drinks…

 

My uncle order my 1st ever German beer for me :)

salad and oyster as appetizer ( the oyster is the freshest that i ever taste!!!!weee~~~~~~~~~~! )

 

The babi dishes start to serve here…wakakakak….

This is the 1st main course…( Pork Rib )

Ta Dah! This is the special recommendation by my uncle n the manager… It is Black Pork Rib which took 12 hours to cook ( or roast… i not sure )

Here’s another dish… PIG oso… looks like those pig serve on wedding dinner rite? if u think so, u are seriously wrong… the meat is thicker n tastier too…

n i even use d plate to cut d pork… ( itz actually a traditions for the dish ) after that… i got a chance to make a wish while holding the plate… n then just let d plate drop into d basket n let d plate break *piang!!!

The manager explain that…itz actually signify that itz gather all d bad luck on the plate n break it along with d plate…

So, u can imagine… how many *piang that i heard on that nite…

Oh ya! The name of restaurant is Elcerdo. itz location is somewhere near Jalan Alor…Itz not hard to find…or u may ask me personally oso no prob!

For more info, you may have a look http://www.elcerdokl.com/

If you have a chance… U must go n try… (plz remember to fill up ur wallet too) :)

Btw, thax to my uncle. Itz really an eye opener experience for me.

 

 

ps: sorry for d quality of the photo…coz the environment is vry romantic (dim light)

无言...speechless

刚刚和kah wei在msn上聊聊天... 想起来真的还蛮久都没这样聊了... 虽然来来去去都是那几句... 可是总算是朋友的关心... 而这些关心... 我相信决对是不能以其他东西替代的...

聊的过程中...我的心情都有点复杂...(因为我原本也开始有点闷闷的）…

在我的朋友圈子里... 越来越多双双对对了... 听到这些消息我总是会替我的朋友开心... 接着就会说些废话… 结婚生孩子等等的无聊的话...

可是... 事情总会是这样... 我总是会忽然间想到... 我自己呢？

算一算... 我总算单身了好一阵了... 当然在这期间也target了不少无辜的猎物...（哈哈哈…听起来很像色狼）

可是...我最后还是走回原点... 跟自己说：“算了吧”

这“算了吧”虽然是很简单的3个字...可是它也总算用了蛮多次...

 

嗨…

都是算了吧...

 

 

OMG! I’m such a Coward!!!!!shit!!!!

ps: 愿天下的情侣天长地久...kahwei, siewling n hun, xin n mx, limshi…

 

 

:)

loneliness

Yea… Yea… i feel lonely… n moody too…

but i just found out THIS as i surfing around the net…

do i feel better after that?

nop…

still feel lonely…

ish…

How about this?

So, do you feel lonely?

:)

This Is It

Yesterday was a busy day for me… i will be going to mid valley to watch movie with my sister… and going to have dinner with my uncle on the same day too…

I’ll leave the dinner part for next post…

Basically,I watch “This Is It is” which is a movie that all about Michael Jackson… aka The King of Pop…

I’m very sure that everyone knows who is Michael right?

His famous with his trademark moves… such as moonwalk

molesting himself dunno for what reason…lol

and of course not to forget… his dance move for the Billie Jean…

Itz is super duper geng chao man!

dancing wearing the hat covered almost half of his face

the bling bling hand glove on his right hand…

dance along with the beat…

Even though im lack of dancing cell on my body… but i will still shaking my ass along with d beat…

No doubt that Michael is The King of Pop… but to be honest i expecting something more from this movie… Itz basically a documentary for me…(feels like national geographic for me)

So, if you are a big huge fans of Michael Jackson… U definitely will enjoy the movie…  :)

R.I.P  Michael Jackson

 

Ps: i quite like MJ pants… especially the white stripe along d side of the pants…